H. Holy shit balls.



fyonedirection:

22/08/2014 | houston

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 styles;  YES;  

x

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zanetehaiden:

zanetehaiden:

A vampire masturbating in front of a mirror

Bet you didn’t see that coming
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fangdecay:

captainamericaisavirgin:

benmclemore:

somebody DO SOMETHING

i’ve added this before but this is the most important story that i have

this was published in the vancouver sun like 2 years ago, and i remember reading the paper after class while my sister was watching tv or something, and i burst out laughing when i read the headline. and so im tell her to look, and show her the article and she says “what’s a rim job” and my dad looked up at me and we held eye contact for like. a whole minute and we just had a terrible moment where he knew that i knew what a rim job was, and i knew that he knew what a rim job was and now that’s a reality that we have to face together

that commentary was beautiful

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linadivorceeofl:

lundsdotter:

The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2 pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of 400 Newtons, which is one hundred times as strong as gravity and equivalent to the power in a fully extended modern longbow. 

Gentlemen.

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 styles;  
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"Your mother did not raise you with a wolf in your chest so you could howl over losing a man."

—read this on here today and i haven’t stopped thinking about this quote since  (via vantal)
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fake-suicide-of-genius:

supernaturallymarvelous:

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no

bye

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The Fletchers: ALS/MND Ice Bucket Challenge.

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 fletcher;  giovanna;  buzz;  

beeegoood:

Apparently my tablet has magic properties….Now if the second one could just happen too….

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deathbymorning:

eggsnogging:

in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

did you get an A

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"Show us your favorite yoga pose" +

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