H. Holy shit balls. I think I'm on hiatus.



dualpaperbags:

paulmcfruity:

This Icelandic police force has the most adorable Instagram account 

Meet the Reykjavík Metropolitan Police, serving the capital of Iceland. By the looks of their incredible Instagram account, a normal day includes holding kittens, eating candy and wearing false mustaches.

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For the record the Icelandic police are probably the best police force in the world, There has only been one instance where an officer shot and killed a civilian in the entire history of the country (which is nearly a hundred years) and everyone was completely devastated by it, the police especially — because, as made clear in their statements after the incident, they understand their function is to protect the people. Not to mention that their general police go unarmed except for special squads.

Let’s run through some more facts while we’re on the subject: Compared to 31,000+ shooting deaths in the US in 2009, Iceland had… 4, because they have very rigorous screening processes for gun permits. There is very little economic disparity between upper, middle and lower classes, and social welfare programs take care of their people. Drug use affects less than 1% of the population between 15 and 65 years old, and 90% of drug-related court cases are settled with a fine rather than jail time. Violent crime is virtually non-existent. [x]

Iceland is like if you took the entire idea of chill and personified it as an country, and this exemplifies that. 

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timtampon:

timtampon:

I was talking to my friend on the phone and then she almost got run over and i was obviously really concerned so i asked her if she was okay and after a moment she replied “there is a Jesus in the sky” in a really matter-of-fact sort of way
so obviously I thought something was seriously wrong butimage

omg please don’t bring this back
People are converting because of this post and I’m actually Jewish oh god I fucked up

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"Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me."

—A novel written by me. (via princessariel2323)
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fyonedirection:

21/09/2014 | san antonio

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Harry playing the keyboard with… his nose.

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 styles;  baby;  what ya doin;  

1dable:

I LOVE THIS PICTURE SO MUCH

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 styles;  baby;  

kendrawcandraw:

I have Real Work I need to be doing but the idea of Harry being a completely useless ineffectual Pokemon trainer was too good to pass up

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 waaaaaaah;  styles;  art;  
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 styles;  baby;  

modestmgmtofficial:

HE WAS MAKING FUN OF A GIRL’S DANCE MOVES OMG

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 styles;  vid;  

usbdongle:

*re-reads sex chapter of fanfiction over breakfast cereal like it’s the morning paper*

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donnysoldier:

yngvolkayno:

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#yo mate i heard you like chips #so i bought you some #and a variety of dips #shut up when i talk ‘cause you know i’m not lying #i didn’t really mean for you to shut up #there’s no need for crying #*sets mic down gently*#*blows kisses to the other rappers* x

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 styles;  basially;  

when he does the completely unnecessary thing

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 oh gosh;  TUMMY;  :);  styles;