i connect to this tweet on a spiritual level
Someone should pull a prank on Justin Bieber where he goes somewhere crowded and they hire a bunch of teenage girls to pretend they don’t know who he is and just see how pissed off he gets
and they should ask for a picture but it turns out they want him to take a picture of them
44% of the audience of Guardians of the Galaxy is female and all the speculation states that women went to see it for Chris Pratt’s body. I don’t think that’s fair. Maybe (and this is crazy) they just like kickass movies with space shit and explosions. Maybe women can do things without men being their motivation. Maybe.
I WENT FOR THE TALKING RACCOON MOTHAFUCKAS
My older cat got sick of my kitten trying to play with him so he pinned him down and licked him until he fell asleep
The most logical argument I’ve ever seen a hero use.